" floppy disk "

 [ "floppy disk" ]

1: when you have a 5 inch, 44 mb pre-formatted, double sided, high density wang with 135 tracks per inch. if you experience problems, call technical support. please, treat your floppy disk with respect. it's a very technical piece of equipment.

  * e.g.,  ... after a nice hard drive, i showed her my floppy disk. 

 [ "floppy disk" ]

1: Of or referring to a man's penis in a way that will not offend those who don't understand.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl 1 - "I hear Dan's got a huge floppy disk." 

 [ "floppy disk" ]

1: Useful to store small files such as essays and .txt-based game-guides.

  * e.g.,  ... Why the hell does the iMac have no floppy disc drive? Why do I have to save my thumbnail image of a skull into a rewritable CD? 

 [ "floppy disk" ]

1: a disk with such little capacity that it one of the wonders of the world why it hasn't come out of use yet

  * e.g.,  ... floppy disks suck 

 [ "floppy disk" ]

1: A very simple portable storage device. It's probably among the best choices for use on sneakernet because it's easy to write to and requires no special software. It's far faster to write to a floppy than to burn a CD, and it's kind of a waste to put a few documents on a CD. Plus you can edit files on a floppy without having to re-burn. They are slowly being replaced by USB drives, but they have at least a few years ahead before they are officially obsolete. Floppies are far more durable than most of those Linux geeks say they are, as long as you don't dip them in bleach or something. You can drag your keys all across the outside of a floppy and it'll still work fine. Try THAT with a CD. They hold 44 megabytes with standard formatting and are about 5 inches square.

  * e.g.,  ... Me: I need a box of floppies. 

 [ "floppy disk" ]

1: A 5" disk used to store 44MB, a ridiculous amount of space but it is now coming out of fashion.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, I feel chlostrophobic when I use a floppy disk." 

 [ "floppy disk" ]

1: Still a popular (yet obsolete) storage medium, despite the predictions that people would stop using them by 199

  * e.g.,  ... The geeks and corporate fatasses who predict the floppy disk's demise fail to take into account that not many people have the cash to shell out for a USB drive or Zip drive or a CD-rewritable drive just yet. 

 [ "floppy disk" ]

1: Wimpy but wonderful.

  * e.g.,  ... Where'd I put that floppy? 

 [ "floppy disk" ]

1: Floppy disk... a limp dick

  * e.g.,  ... My dick went from a floppy disk to a hard drive when she walked by... 

 [ "floppy disk" ]

1: A term a computer geek may use to describe his penis in a limp state.

  * e.g.,  ... I have a 44 MB floppy drive, but when I saw you, it turned into a 3 GB hard drive.